My Dick Has Led Me To Places I Wouldn't Even Go With A Gun Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Dick Has Led Me To Places I Wouldn't Even Go With A Gun tee from Unethical Threads is for every guy whose libido has more courage than he does. Self-deprecating, honest, and printed on the back so people can read your confession as you walk away. Available in black or white.

Who's actually buying this?

The guy who tells this story at the bar and has the whole table in tears. His friends stopped asking.

This shirt is for the man whose libido consistently writes checks his survival instincts can't cash. It's not a cry for help. It's a public service announcement, worn on the back where it belongs. If you've ever texted "on my way" to an address you'd never visit sober, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives the walk of shame and the wash cycle after
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL because bad decisions come in every size
• Classic crew neck for looking put-together from the front, at least
• DTG print so the color sticks around longer than your situationships
• Available in black or white

Does this actually work as a gift?

It's the perfect gift for the guy who has no shame left and you've given up pretending he should.

Birthday, bachelor party, "sorry about last weekend" energy. If you know someone who needs this shirt, you already know. Don't overthink it. They'll wear it. They'll own it. And they'll probably prove the shirt right again within the week.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back of the shirt?
It's on the back. You walk away and let people read the full confession behind you.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds its shape just fine.

Can I actually wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you're willing to own the reaction. You'll get looks. Some will be approving. We make no promises about the rest.

Is the print going to fade after a few washes?
DTG printing keeps the color locked in. The shirt will outlast most of the decisions it's referencing.