My Dick Has Led Me To Places I Wouldn't Even Go With A Gun Tee

The My Dick Has Led Me To Places I Wouldn't Even Go With A Gun Tee from Unethical Threads is for every guy whose worst decisions started below the belt. A self-deprecating confession on heavyweight cotton that says what your friends already know. Available in black or white, sizes S-4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

Guys who've made questionable life choices because their blood was flowing in the wrong direction. That's the core demographic.

If you've ever looked at your phone the morning after and whispered "oh no" to yourself, this is your uniform. It's the kind of shirt that gets a knowing nod from other men in the wild, because they've been there too.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your walk of shame and every wash after
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because bad decisions come in all sizes
• Crew neck, keeping it classic even when your choices aren't
• DTG print for color that outlasts your poor judgment
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

One of the best, honestly.

This is the gift you get your buddy who always has a story that starts with "so I met this girl" and ends with the group chat losing it. Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just a random Tuesday when you want to remind someone that you see them for who they really are. It's honest. It's funny. And it costs less than whatever bad date he's going on this weekend.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on pretty much any body type.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If not, save it for the weekend.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so it stays sharp through hundreds of washes.

Is this shirt preshrunk?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton, preshrunk. It fits the same on day one and day one hundred.