My Driving Skills BAC Level Graph Tee

The My Driving Skills BAC Level Graph Tee from Unethical Threads features a graph that proves what you've always suspected: the drunker you get, the better you drive. It's science. Bad science, but science. Printed on heavyweight cotton so you can wear your worst take in comfort.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in statistics class and bottomed out at the DMV. It's the kind of shirt you wear to a cookout knowing full well your friend's mom is going to read it twice, squint, and then laugh despite herself. Also works for anyone whose relationship with alcohol is "complicated" on paper but "thriving" in practice.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because even degenerates have standards
• DTG printed so the graph stays sharp long after your driving skills don't
• Pre-shrunk. The shirt won't shrink. Your judgment still will.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. Birthday, white elephant, bachelor party, "sorry I called you from the drunk tank" apology. If you know someone who treats a BAC chart like aspirational content, this is their shirt. Just maybe don't wrap it in front of their parole officer.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt promote drunk driving?

No. It promotes bad graphs and worse decisions. Please don't drive drunk. Do wear this shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit that works on every body type.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. It'll outlast your liver.

Is this appropriate for work?

Depends on where you work. If your boss keeps a breathalyzer in the break room, maybe skip it.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable, sturdy, no cheap see-through fabric.