My Favorite Color Is Alcohol Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Favorite Color Is Alcohol tee from Unethical Threads is the only honest answer to the worst icebreaker question ever invented. Printed on the back so everyone behind you at the bar gets it without you lifting a finger. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who got tired of pretending their favorite color is teal. If you've ever answered a personality quiz with something that concerned the algorithm, this is your shirt.

It's for the friend everyone invites specifically because they'll say what nobody else will. Not necessarily the loudest person in the room, but definitely the one with the best timing.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a spilled drink or three
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (your body, your business)
• Classic crew neck, because no one needs a V-neck for this energy
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your sobriety
• Back print design, so you can walk away from a conversation and still make a point

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. It's perfect for the person who's impossible to shop for because they already have a personality.

Birthdays, white elephants, the "I saw this and thought of you" moment. If someone in your life has ever said "my favorite color is alcohol" out loud, you might be legally obligated to buy this for them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the My Favorite Color Is Alcohol tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back. The front is clean.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Feels substantial, not like a tissue you got free at a 5K.

Will this shrink?

Follow the care label and you're fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.