My Favorite Color Is Alcohol Tee

The My Favorite Color Is Alcohol tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who gave up on the color wheel somewhere around drink three. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, and more honest than any personality quiz you've ever taken.

Who actually wears this?

People who think "what's your favorite color" is a boring question with an obvious answer. This shirt skips the small talk.

It works at barbecues, brewery tours, tailgates, and anywhere you'd rather get a laugh than discuss the weather. Pairs well with jeans, questionable decisions, and a complete refusal to take icebreaker questions seriously.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (unlike your excuses)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're keeping it classic even when you're not
• DTG printed for color that holds up longer than your Friday night plans
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. If you know someone whose eyes light up at happy hour the way normal people's do at sunsets, this is their shirt.

Works for birthdays, holidays, White Elephant, or those "I saw this and immediately thought of you" situations. Wrap it in tissue paper or hand it over in a brown paper bag. Both are thematically appropriate.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the My Favorite Color Is Alcohol tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone who's earned the right to wear this.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape. Ignore them and that's between you and your dryer.

Does the print fade or crack?

The DTG printing process soaks ink into the fabric rather than sitting on top. Your design stays intact wash after wash.

Is this actually offensive?

Only to people who think "cerulean" is a valid answer to anything. Everyone else gets it immediately.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends entirely on your workplace. If there's a beer fridge in the break room, go for it. If HR already has a file on you, maybe stick to weekends.