My Finger Smells Like Your Mom Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Finger Smells Like Your Mom tee is an Unethical Threads back print that says exactly what you think it says. Crude, suggestive, and stamped in big letters across the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. You already know if this one's for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in locker room humor and are completely at peace with that.

Look, this shirt lives in the overlap between "your mom" jokes and plausible deniability. You're walking around with MY FINGER SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOM on your back, which means you don't say it to people's faces. You let them read it as you walk away. That's not rude. That's considerate.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because apparently we have standards
• DTG print for colors that actually stick around
• Design is on the BACK of the shirt, so you insult people on your way out, not in

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is a perfect gift for someone who already has no shame.

Birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or just a random Tuesday when you want to remind a friend that you know exactly who they are. If they're the type who still thinks "your mom" is the pinnacle of comedy (it is), wrap it up. Pair it with a straight face when they open it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing keeps the text sharp. Turn it inside out, wash cold, skip the high heat in the dryer.

Is this shirt actually offensive?
That depends entirely on your mom.