My Finger Smells Like Your Mom Tee

The My Finger Smells Like Your Mom Tee from Unethical Threads is crude, direct, and completely on purpose. Text-only print on heavyweight cotton. The kind of shirt that tells the room exactly where your sense of humor peaked.

Who actually wears this?

People who think maturity is overrated. Statistically, that's a lot of you.

This is the shirt for cookouts, dive bars, and group chats that already have no boundaries. Throw it on, let the text do the talking, and watch people either laugh or pretend they didn't read it. It pairs well with a straight face and total commitment to the bit.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your questionable life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even your worst impulses deserve a classic silhouette
• DTG printed so the color outlasts your dignity
• Text-only design. No graphics. Just the words. That's all it needs.

Does this actually work as a gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give someone.

Skip the candle. Skip the gift card. Hand someone this shirt in a bag with no tissue paper and zero explanation. Birthdays, white elephants, divorce parties, whatever. If they laugh, they're your people. If they don't, that's useful information too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type.

Will this shirt offend people?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the entire point. If you're worried about offending someone, this probably isn't your brand.

Does the print hold up in the wash?

The DTG printing holds its color. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but the print isn't going anywhere.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, it depends on your tolerance for eye contact with strangers. We'd say go for it.

What's the shirt made of?

100% heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable, durable, and completely undeserving of the text we put on it.