My Girlfriend Beats Me Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Girlfriend Beats Me tee is for the guy who hasn't won a board game, card game, or casual bet since his relationship started. This is the back-print version, so the text faces the room as he walks away from another loss. Available in black or white from Unethical Threads.

Who actually wears this?

The guy whose girlfriend destroys him at Scrabble, poker, Mario Kart, darts, bowling, and any bet involving reflexes or strategy.

He's not embarrassed. He's proud of her. He just hasn't tasted victory since 2019 and has made peace with it. This works as a funny relationship shirt, a Valentine gift for him, an anniversary gag, or just the most accurate thing in his closet. His girlfriend probably bought it for him.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind that doesn't turn into a cleaning rag after six washes.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.
• Crew neck. No surprises.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives the laundry.
• Design printed on the back. Front is blank. The losing lap doesn't need an introduction.

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the most efficient funny boyfriend gift you can buy.

If you're his girlfriend, hand it over on Valentine's Day, his birthday, or your anniversary. He'll pretend to be offended for about three seconds before putting it on. If you're a friend who's watched him lose seventeen rounds of Catan, this is the gag gift that writes itself. There is also a front-print version of this same design if he wants it on the front.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is completely blank. We sell a front-print version separately if you want both.

What does "My Girlfriend Beats Me" mean on this shirt?
It means she beats him at everything. Board games, card games, video games, trivia, mini golf, bowling, darts. He loses constantly and this shirt is his white flag.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will this shirt shrink?
Heavyweight cotton holds up well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape.

Can I get this with the design on the front instead?
Yes. We sell a front-print version of the same design separately, so pick whichever placement you want. Some people buy both and rotate them.