My Girlfriend Beats Me Tee

The My Girlfriend Beats Me tee from Unethical Threads is for every guy who hasn't won a board game, card game, or casual bet since his relationship started. She beats him at literally everything, and he's not mad about it. He's wearing the shirt.

Who's buying this?

Guys who've accepted their place in the relationship power ranking. Your girlfriend has beaten you at Mario Kart, Scrabble, mini golf, darts, and that one argument about whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

This is the white flag, printed on cotton. A killer funny boyfriend gift for Valentine's Day, his birthday, your anniversary, or just a random Tuesday to remind him who's in charge. Girlfriends buy it for their boyfriends. Boyfriends buy it for themselves. Both know who's winning.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive as many losses as you can
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your winning streak
• Available in black or white
• She'll still beat you, but at least you'll look good losing

Is this actually offensive?

Not unless you find losing at Monopoly offensive.

The shirt says MY GIRLFRIEND BEATS ME, and the punchline is that she's better than you at everything. That's it. It's affectionate, self-deprecating, and honestly kind of sweet if you think about it for more than two seconds. The kind of funny relationship shirt that makes couples laugh and single people feel personally attacked. Works as a couples shirt, a gag gift, or just an honest public confession.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the My Girlfriend Beats Me shirt mean?

It means she beats you at everything. Board games, video games, arguments, mini golf. You haven't won since 2019 and you've made peace with it.

Is this a good Valentine's Day or anniversary gift?

It's a perfect funny boyfriend gift for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to publicly acknowledge that she runs things. Girlfriends love buying this for their guys.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Does this shirt come in different colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches the energy of your last defeat.

Is the print going to fade or crack?

DTG printed for lasting color. The print will outlast your competitive spirit.