My Girlfriend Is Psychotic Tee

The My Girlfriend Is Psychotic Tee from Unethical Threads is a two-color trick hiding in plain sight. Six letters in PSYCHOTIC are printed in red, and the three that aren't spell HOT. It's the oldest relationship joke in the book, finally put on cotton.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked emotionally in the 'she's insane but I love her' phase and never left. This is the shirt for the guy at the barbecue who tells the same story about his girlfriend three times, each version more dramatic, each one ending with 'but she's perfect though.' Works for date night if you're feeling brave. Works better as a solo mission with the boys.

• Heavyweight cotton, not the see-through stuff you got for free at a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks would send the wrong message here
• DTG print, so the red stays red and the hidden message stays hidden through the wash
• Available in black or white

Does this make a good gift?

If the recipient's partner has a sense of humor, this is an elite gift. If their partner does not have a sense of humor, you just bought them a going-away present. Know your audience. Couples who roast each other for sport will love this. Solo buyers, you already know who you are.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the My Girlfriend Is Psychotic Tee actually say?
It reads MY GIRLFRIEND IS PSYCHOTIC in block capitals, but six of the letters in PSYCHOTIC are printed in red. The three that aren't, H, O, and T, spell HOT. One shirt, two readings.

Does the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and the red stays red.

What sizes does this come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs true to size.

Is this shirt only available in black?
No. It comes in both black and white.

Will this offend my girlfriend?
Depends entirely on your girlfriend. If she calls herself 'a lot' with a straight face, she'll probably steal it.