My Girlfriend Makes Me Drink Pineapple Juice Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Girlfriend Makes Me Drink Pineapple Juice Tee (BACKPRINT) from Unethical Threads is an IYKYK innuendo shirt that puts one loaded sentence across your back and lets the room behind you figure it out. She told him to drink the juice, he did, and if you know why, you know why.

Who is this shirt actually for?

The guy who got told, complied without question, and is now quietly proud of himself about it. He is on his third glass today.

The back print means MY GIRLFRIEND MAKES ME DRINK PINEAPPLE JUICE faces every person he walks away from, every line he stands in, every room he leaves. He is holding a perfectly normal conversation with someone while the group behind him is silently losing it. Total plausible deniability. He does not need to see the reactions to know they are happening.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up to repeated wearing and repeated questions
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because commitment to the bit comes in all sizes
• Crew neck with DTG print for color that will not quit before the joke does
• Back print only. Front is blank. He faces you with nothing. Then he turns around.
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift a girlfriend has ever bought a boyfriend.

Hand it to him, say nothing, wait for him to read it, and watch how fast the grin arrives. Also works as a gag gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, or any friend who recently entered a relationship and developed a sudden interest in tropical fruit. If you want the text on the front instead of the back, we make that version too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
MY GIRLFRIEND MAKES ME DRINK PINEAPPLE JUICE. That is the full text, printed on the back. The front is blank.

Is this an inside joke?
Yes. Some people will get it instantly. Others will read it as a sweet story about a healthy relationship. Both readings are technically correct.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.

Is there a front print version?
Yes, same design printed on the front instead. It is a separate listing in our store.

Can I wear this around my family?
Depends on your family. Half of them will read it as a nice story about your girlfriend encouraging healthy habits. The other half will avoid eye contact for the rest of the day.