My Girlfriend Makes Me Drink Pineapple Juice Tee

The My Girlfriend Makes Me Drink Pineapple Juice Tee from Unethical Threads is for the guy who does what he's told, doesn't ask questions, and is on his third glass. She has her reasons, he has his juice, and if you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

The boyfriend who showed up to brunch with a Costco-sized jug of Dole and no explanation. The one whose friends clock the shirt, pause for exactly two seconds, and then completely lose it.

This is an IYKYK innuendo shirt, an inside joke tee for adults who don't need the joke explained. Works as a funny boyfriend gift, a gag gift for a bachelor party, or a self-purchase for the man who has fully committed to the bit. He's not embarrassed. He's on his third glass.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (big juice guys welcome)
• Classic crew neck, because this shirt does not need a V
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your last New Year's resolution
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift, specifically from the girlfriend. This is a funny adult humor shirt disguised as an innocent sentence about fruit, and the best part is watching him unwrap it and slowly get it.

Works for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any random Tuesday you want to be the funniest person in the relationship. Also solid for bachelor parties if you want to arm the groom with something he'll actually wear.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the pineapple juice shirt mean?

If you know, you know. The shirt says exactly what it says. She has her reasons, and he's not asking questions.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?

Technically, yes. It is a sentence about juice. Whether the people around you connect the dots is between them and their search history.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart so your juice-drinking self picks the right one.

Does the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing keeps the text sharp wash after wash. The joke will outlast the cotton.

Can I give this as a gift without it being weird?

That depends entirely on your relationship with the recipient. From a girlfriend to her boyfriend? Perfect. From a coworker? Bold move. Read the room.