My Girlfriend Will Decapitate You If You Don't Stop Looking At Me Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Girlfriend Will Decapitate You If You Don't Stop Looking At Me tee from Unethical Threads is jealous-girlfriend energy cranked to an absurd, beautiful extreme. Text printed on the back so everyone behind you gets the message. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, absolutely no subtlety.

Who Actually Wears This?

People in relationships where the joke is that their partner is terrifying. Which is most of them, honestly.

This one hits hardest when your girlfriend is five-foot-nothing and smiling sweetly while the back of your shirt promises decapitation to anyone making eye contact. The contrast does the work. You're just the canvas.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because this shirt doesn't need a V-neck trying to be fancy
• DTG printing for color that survives the wash cycle (and your relationship)
• Back print design so you can maintain plausible deniability from the front

Is This a Good Gift?

It's an incredible gift if you actually have the relationship to back it up.

Give this to your boyfriend, your husband, your partner who already knows the deal. The My Girlfriend Will Decapitate You shirt works because it's rooted in something real (the possessiveness) turned up to something ridiculous (the decapitation). If you're in a relationship where you can't laugh at this, the shirt isn't your biggest problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, which honestly makes it funnier.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing holds up well over time. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be careful, but it's not fragile.

Is this shirt actually threatening?
No. It's a joke. Your girlfriend is probably lovely. Probably.

What color options are available?
Black and white. Both let the text do exactly what it needs to do.