My Hungry Ass Could Not Be A Gynecologist Tee

The My Hungry Ass Could Not Be A Gynecologist tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who has ruled out at least one career for deeply personal reasons. Heavyweight cotton, full-color graphic, and the kind of honesty that gets you banned from family dinners.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've made peace with who they are. Your friend who says the thing everyone's thinking but won't say out loud. The one who makes the whole table go quiet for a second before everyone loses it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a see-through gym rag
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because this shirt is already doing enough
• DTG printed so the graphic stays vivid, not that plasticky heat-press stuff that cracks after two washes
• Machine washable. The shirt, not your reputation.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

If you know someone well enough to buy them this shirt, yes. It's the kind of gift that either makes someone laugh until they cry or gets you uninvited from the next gathering. There's no middle ground. Know your audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit. Most people find their usual size works, but check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL.

Is this a good gag gift?
It's a great gift if the person has a sense of humor. If you have to question whether they'd find it funny, get them a candle instead.