My Life Is None Of Your Business So If You're Not My Girl's Finger Stay Outta My Ass Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Life Is None Of Your Business So If You're Not My Girl's Finger Stay Outta My Ass Tee from Unethical Threads is crude privacy enforcement at its finest. One firm boundary, one very specific exception, printed right on the back where everyone behind you can read it.

Who's actually buying this?

People who've been told to mind their own business so many times they decided to formalize the request.

Your buddy who overshares about his relationship but draws hard lines about everything else. The guy at the cookout who makes everyone uncomfortable and doesn't care. This shirt speaks for the people who are done explaining themselves but aren't done being themselves.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape even when your opinions don't
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash
• Available in black or white

Is this actually wearable in public?

Absolutely. Will it raise eyebrows? Also yes.

That's the whole point. Some people will laugh, some will clutch their pearls, and your girlfriend will either love it or pretend she doesn't know you. Either way, you've made your position extremely clear without saying a single word out loud.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of this shirt say?

The full text reads "My Life Is None Of Your Business So If You're Not My Girl's Finger Stay Outta My Ass." It's printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Does this come in different colors?

Available in black or white.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made to hold its color. Follow the care instructions and it'll look just as inappropriate wash after wash.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has this exact sense of humor, it's perfect. If you're not sure, you probably already know the answer.