My Life Is None Of Your Business So If You're Not My Girl's Finger Stay Outta My Ass Tee

The My Life Is None Of Your Business So If You're Not My Girl's Finger Stay Outta My Ass Tee is crude privacy humor on heavyweight cotton, from Unethical Threads. It says exactly what you think it says. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with zero filter and a partner who's in on the joke. This is for the guy who already said this out loud at a party and decided it needed to be immortalized on cotton. Not a shirt you wear to meet her parents. Or maybe it is, depending on how that relationship is going.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle being the loudest thing at the cookout
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, even your uncle)
• Classic crew neck because you're inappropriate, not avant-garde
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp long after you've stopped caring what people think
• Available in black or white, because your sense of humor has range

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

If you know someone well enough to know about their girl's finger preferences, absolutely. This is a surgical-strike gift. Give it to the wrong person and you'll get a polite thank-you and a donation to Goodwill. Give it to the right person and you've won gift-giving for the year.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Is this shirt good quality?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The text stays crisp through plenty of washes.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Both look good, pick whichever matches your personality.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Wash cold, tumble dry low. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up fine.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that's between you and whoever's reading your chest.