My Liver Is On Vacation In The Icu After Cinco De Mayo Black Tee

The My Liver Is On Vacation In The Icu After Cinco De Mayo Black Tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: saying the quiet part loud. Your liver filed for PTO and never came back. This is the shirt that tells the whole ER waiting room you earned your spot.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who treat Cinco De Mayo like a competitive sport. If you've ever woken up on May 6th wondering which organ to apologize to first, this one's for you.

It's also the friend who shows up to brunch the next morning still wearing last night's shirt because changing clothes felt too ambitious. Honestly, wearing your medical status on your chest is just efficient communication at that point. Saves the "how are you feeling" small talk entirely.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive both the hangover and the washing machine
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, even for the bloated post-Cinco version of you)
• Crew neck, because your poor decisions shouldn't extend to necklines
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your memory of May 5th
• Machine washable. Which is more than we can say for your reputation

Is This a Good Cinco De Mayo Gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone who has a complicated relationship with tequila. Which is most people, if they're being honest.

Pair it with a bottle of Pedialyte and you've got the most thoughtful recovery kit anyone's ever received. Works for birthdays, party favors, or as a gentle intervention. The shirt does the talking so you don't have to stage a whole thing.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Check the size chart, but the relaxed unisex fit means you don't need to overthink it. When in doubt, go with your normal size.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design holds up through regular washing. Your liver, on the other hand, no promises.

What's the shirt material?
Heavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it, not that thin see-through stuff you'd regret wearing in public.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. Corporate office? Probably not. Bar, restaurant, or anywhere fun? You'll fit right in.

How fast does it ship?
Most orders ship within 2-5 business days. Order early if you need it by Cinco De Mayo, because your liver won't wait and neither should your wardrobe.