My Liver Is On Vacation In The Icu After Cinco De Mayo White Tee

The My Liver Is On Vacation In The ICU After Cinco De Mayo White Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats May 5th less like a holiday and more like a medical event. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, sizes S through 4XL. Your liver called, it's not coming back.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who survived a Cinco de Mayo that required an apology text to their own body. This is honest reporting, not fashion.

If your May 6th morning involved Gatorade, regret, and a vague memory of someone handing you a fourth margarita, you already own this shirt spiritually. It's a solid fit for the friend who always takes the party one tequila too far and still shows up to brunch. That friend is you. We both know it.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your liver did on May 5th
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for post-fiesta bloat, no judgment)
• Crew neck, because your decision-making is questionable enough without adding a V-neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your Cinco de Mayo memories
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after the recovery nachos

Is This a Good Cinco de Mayo Gift?

It's the best Cinco de Mayo gift if you want to acknowledge someone's drinking habits without staging an intervention.

Perfect for the friend who needs a laugh more than another bottle of tequila. Also works as a self-purchase the morning of May 6th when you're lying on your bathroom floor having an existential moment. We don't judge. That's the whole point of Unethical Threads.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this Cinco de Mayo shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for everyone, including your post-Cinco bloat.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds color wash after wash. Unlike your memory of Cinco de Mayo, this one sticks around.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough to sleep in, which you'll probably need on May 6th.

Can I wear this outside of Cinco de Mayo?

Absolutely. Liver damage isn't seasonal. Wear it whenever you want to broadcast your relationship with tequila.