My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth Tee is a BBQ-themed backprint from Unethical Threads that says exactly what your uncle is thinking at every cookout. A loaded grill sits above the text, giving you just enough plausible deniability to wear it in front of the whole family.

Who actually wears this to a cookout?

The person who takes grill duty way too personally. This is for anyone who seasons their meat like it's a spiritual practice and needs everyone within reading distance to know what's about to happen.

The design lives on the back of the shirt, so you can walk away from a conversation and still make your point. The "100%" is what really sells it. No hesitation, no maybes, just pure grillmaster conviction.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles grease splatter and judgmental stares equally well
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because good meat doesn't discriminate
• Crew neck, classic and unfussy
• DTG print for color that lasts longer than your last situationship
• Available in black or white, both equally incriminating

Is this actually about barbecue?

Yes. Obviously. There's a grill on it. Anyone who reads it differently just told on themselves, and that's their problem, not yours.

It also makes an excellent gift for the friend who peaked at their own Fourth of July party. They already own the apron. This completes the set.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?

A loaded barbecue grill above the text "My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth," printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

Is this shirt unisex?

Yes. Relaxed unisex fit in sizes S through 4XL.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the colors stay locked in.

Is this appropriate for a family barbecue?

That depends entirely on your family. The grill on the design gives you cover. Use it wisely.