My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth Tee

The My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth Tee from Unethical Threads is a cookout graphic tee with full plausible deniability. There's a loaded barbecue grill on it, so it's about grilling. That's the official position, and we're not taking questions.

Is this a grilling shirt or a dirty joke shirt?

Both. The grill graphic earns it a seat at any cookout, and the text does the rest.

This one's for pitmasters who peaked at a neighborhood block party, people who take their smoker more seriously than their career, and anyone who's ever said "I'll handle the meat" without flinching. The 100% really seals it. No hesitation, no apology, just full commitment to the bit. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

• Heavyweight cotton (the kind that doesn't go transparent after three washes)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because V-necks are a choice
• DTG printed so the graphic stays put instead of cracking off like a bad bumper sticker
• Comes in black or white

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is a top-tier gag gift for the friend who hosts every cookout, the dad who thinks he's funnier than he is (he might be right), or the coworker you're close enough with to risk an HR conversation.

Works for birthdays, Father's Day, or any occasion where you want your gift to be the one people remember. Or photograph.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

The graphic is DTG printed, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling. Turn it inside out when washing if you want to be extra about it.

Is this shirt actually about barbecue?

There is a barbecue grill on it. So yes. Officially, yes.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white.

Can I wear this to a family cookout?

You can. Whether you should depends on your family's sense of humor. Read the room, then do whatever you want.