My Mom Wanted An Abortion But She Forgot Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Mom Wanted An Abortion But She Forgot tee from Unethical Threads is self-deprecation at its most reckless. Big text stacked across the back, a quiet parenthetical underneath, and a blank front because you let people read it on your way out. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who got comfortable being an accident a long time ago.

This is the shirt for the friend who tells the story at dinner and watches the whole table figure out how to react. If "forgot" is the funniest word in that sentence to you, you already get it. If you need someone to explain it, keep scrolling.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the emotional weight of your origin story
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because accidents come in all sizes
• Crew neck, clean front, all the action is on the back
• DTG printed for color that stays sharp through years of family gatherings
• Back print only. You walk into the room normal. You walk out legendary.

Is this actually a good gift?

Only if you know the person.

This is the kind of shirt you buy for someone who already jokes about being unwanted. Get it right and you're a legend. Get it wrong and you're having a very different conversation. Know your audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is blank. People see it when you walk away, which is the correct delivery method.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's between you and whatever room you walk into.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white.