My Mom Wanted An Abortion But She Forgot Tee

The My Mom Wanted An Abortion But She Forgot tee from Unethical Threads is pure "I exist by clerical error" energy. Self-deprecating humor at its bluntest, on heavyweight cotton for people who treat their own origin story as a bit. Available in black or white, unisex S-4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with being an accident. The kind of person who drops this line at Thanksgiving and watches the table figure out whether to laugh or call a family meeting.

If your sense of humor runs toward deadpan confessions about your own existence, you already own three shirts from us. This is the fourth. Your mom will pretend she didn't see it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the emotional weight of the text
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that actually lasts, not vinyl that cracks after two washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

For the right person, it's a perfect gift. You know exactly who in your life would wear this.

It's the friend who introduces themselves with their worst quality. The sibling who brings up family secrets at dinner like it's small talk. If they've ever joked about being the unplanned one, skip the card and just hand them this.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?
It's self-deprecating humor about the wearer. The only person being roasted is whoever put it on. If you can laugh at your own existence, you're the target audience.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, runs true to size.

Does the print fade or crack?
DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. Same design, same energy.