My Other Ride Is Your Mom But Shes Busy Celebrating Cinco De Drinko Black Tee

Two jokes walk into a tee. The My Other Ride Is Your Mom But Shes Busy Celebrating Cinco De Drinko Black Tee from Unethical Threads stacks a your-mom classic on top of the only holiday built entirely around regret. Heavyweight cotton, DTG print, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

The person at the cookout who brought tequila instead of a side dish. This shirt is for people who treat Cinco De Mayo as a competitive sport and your-mom jokes as a love language.

If you need permission to wear something this dumb and this perfect at the same time, you're probably not the target audience. The people who get it already have their cart open.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles salsa stains and shame equally well
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (yes, even your buddy who "bulked" over winter)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for people with something to prove
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors outlast your liver on May 5th
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because the only thing shrinking that weekend is your dignity

Is This Going to Get Me in Trouble?

Almost certainly, and that's the whole point.

The your-mom joke has been around since the invention of moms. Cinco De Drinko has been around since the invention of tequila. Together they form something so aggressively unserious that most people just laugh and ask where you got it. The few who don't were never going to be your friend anyway.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between two sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing puts the ink into the fabric, not on top of it. The colors hold up and won't crack, peel, or ghost on you.

Is this a good Cinco De Mayo gift?

If the person laughs at your-mom jokes and celebrates May 5th with a margarita in each hand, yes. If they prefer wine and thoughtful cards, absolutely not.

What does DTG printing mean?

Direct-to-garment. The design is printed directly into the fabric instead of being pressed on top. Softer feel, no cracking, colors that actually last.