My Other Ride Is Your Mom But Shes Busy Celebrating Cinco De Drinko White Tee

The My Other Ride Is Your Mom But Shes Busy Celebrating Cinco De Drinko White Tee from Unethical Threads is two terrible jokes welded into one shirt. Your mom plus tequila season. It's the kind of thing you wear when you've already made peace with who you are.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in humor around age 14 and never looked back. This is for the person at the cookout who makes the joke everyone laughs at but nobody repeats to their parents.

You already own something from Unethical Threads or you're about to. Either way, you know what you're getting into. This shirt doesn't sneak up on anyone.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds up, unlike your last excuse for missing brunch
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because bad taste comes in all sizes
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing fancy. The shirt does the talking.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors don't bail on you after a few spins in the wash
• Machine washable. You're not hand-washing anything. Let's be honest.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes, if you know the person well enough that they won't stop talking to you.

This is a surgical strike of a gift. You hand it to someone at a Cinco de Mayo party and either they love you forever or you find out the friendship had limits. Both outcomes are useful information.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about Cinco de Mayo?

It's about Cinco de Drinko, which is what happens when you celebrate Cinco de Mayo but replace the culture with tequila and poor decisions. So yes, but also no.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like a bouncer or a beanpole.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing means the design is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash it like a normal human and it holds up.

Can I wear this to a Cinco de Mayo party?

You can and you should. If the host kicks you out, you were at the wrong party.