My Paint My Canvas Milk And Cheese Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Paint My Canvas Milk And Cheese Tee from Unethical Threads reframes lactose intolerance as a creative process, with milk and cheese as your medium and the toilet as your canvas. The design is printed on the back of the shirt, available in black or white.

Who's actually buying a lactose intolerance shirt?

People who've earned the right. If you've ever looked a cheese plate dead in the eye knowing full well what was coming, this shirt is less a purchase and more a confession.

Your dairy-tolerant friends won't fully get it, and that's part of the appeal. This is between you, your gut, and whoever's standing behind you in line reading the back of your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your stomach after a milkshake
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts
• Design printed on the back, front is blank

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has a complicated relationship with dairy and a sense of humor about it, this is the move.

It's cheaper than a gastroenterologist visit and way more fun. Pair it with some fancy cheese if you really want to commit to the bit.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design on this shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes are available?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white.

Is this shirt about lactose intolerance?
Yes. If you know, you know.

Will this shirt hold up in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton with a DTG print. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your dairy denial phase.