My Paint My Canvas Milk And Cheese Tee

The My Paint My Canvas Milk And Cheese Tee from Unethical Threads treats your lactose intolerance like a fine art. Milk and cheese are the paint, the toilet is the canvas. You already know where this is going.

Who actually wears a dairy humor shirt?

People who order the cheese plate knowing full well what happens next.

If your relationship with dairy is less "healthy lifestyle" and more "beautiful disaster," the My Paint My Canvas Milk And Cheese Tee is your uniform. You've made your choices. Might as well dress for them.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take whatever your day throws at it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG printed, so the design outlasts your digestive confidence
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely.

If someone in your life keeps eating cheese despite overwhelming evidence that they shouldn't, this is the most supportive thing you can hand them. It says "I acknowledge your struggle and I think it's funny." Honestly, that's the best kind of friendship.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Room for everyone, bloating included.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG printing puts the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Is this specifically about lactose intolerance?
Milk, cheese, toilet. You do the math.

Can I machine wash this?
Yes. Cold wash, tumble dry low. The shirt handles laundry just fine even if your stomach can't handle a cheese board.