My Pen Is Huge Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Pen Is Huge tee from Unethical Threads puts an oversized ballpoint pen and four perfectly innocent words across your back. Available in black or white. The spacing does all the heavy lifting, and the giant pen gives you complete deniability.

Who actually wears this?

People who appreciate the finer points of typography and personal branding.

Also people who like walking away from a group and hearing the laughter start behind them. The backprint means you never see the reactions yourself. You just exist, radiating chaos, completely unbothered. It's a lifestyle.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to commit to.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Nobody gets excluded from this level of sophistication.
• Crew neck. Classic. Clean. Not trying to be anything it's not.
• DTG printed for color that stays put. No cracking, no peeling, no slow fade into respectability.
• Full backprint design. You walk, they read. That's the whole arrangement.

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone you know well enough to roast in public.

The My Pen Is Huge tee works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where subtlety was never on the table. Pair it with an actual oversized pen if you really want to commit to the bit.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The entire design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing locks the ink into the fabric. No fading, no cracking, no excuses.

Does this come in different colors?

Available in black or white.