My Pen Is Huge Tee

The My Pen Is Huge tee from Unethical Threads puts an oversized ballpoint pen front and center with text that reads exactly one way on paper and a completely different way out loud. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in wordplay. English majors, dads with no filter, anyone who thinks a well-placed space is the funniest thing in the language.

The oversized pen graphic gives you complete plausible deniability. You're just a person who loves stationery. Whatever anyone else reads into it is their problem.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional freebie from a job fair
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because big pen energy knows no size limit
• Crew neck, classic and clean
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

It is a near-perfect gift for the right person and an HR violation for the wrong one.

If the recipient laughs at spacing jokes and double entendres, you're golden. If they need the joke explained, they're not the target audience. Sizing runs true to a relaxed fit, so when in doubt, check the size chart.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the My Pen Is Huge shirt look like?

A big ballpoint pen graphic next to the words "MY PEN IS HUGE." It's about stationery. Officially.

What sizes does it come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table and a beer fridge, probably fine. Anywhere with a serious HR department, keep it for weekends.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.