My Pronouns Are All In Tee

The My Pronouns Are All In Tee from Unethical Threads is a poker humor graphic tee for players who identify primarily as degenerate. Chips, cards, the table. Available in black or white, because your poker face works in either.

Who actually wears a poker shirt like this?

People who've lost more buy-ins than they can count and somehow still show up Thursday night.

If you know what it feels like to shove your stack in with suited connectors, this is your shirt. It's not for casual fans of Texas Hold'em. It's for people who have opinions about table position and will tell you about them unprompted.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind that feels like it costs more than your average tournament buy-in.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Poker doesn't have a weight class.
• Crew neck. No frills, no V-neck drama.
• DTG print that keeps its color longer than you keep your chips.
• Available in black or white. Choose based on your soul's current shade.

Is this a good gift for a poker player?

Absolutely.

This is the gift for the person in your life who says "I'm feeling lucky" before doing something objectively stupid. Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a consolation prize after they busted out of the home game. If they play cards, they'll love it. If they don't, they'll still think it's funny, they just won't feel it in their bones.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the My Pronouns Are All In Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your build.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever suits your poker night aesthetic.

Will the print hold up after washing?

Yes. DTG printing locks the colors in for the long haul. The shirt will outlast most poker bankrolls.

Is this shirt offensive?

Only to people who fold pre-flop. The joke is about poker, and the punchline is a bet, not a person.

Is this a poker shirt?

Yes. It's a poker and gambling humor tee for people who live at the felt. The joke lands hardest if you've ever pushed your chips to the middle.