My Pronouns Fat Phobic Wolf Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Pronouns Fat Phobic Wolf Tee from Unethical Threads is gym-bro self-parody printed across the back of a heavyweight cotton tee. Three impossibly jacked anthropomorphic wolves flex in full bodybuilder pose-down formation while you pretend you didn't just time your rest periods with a stopwatch. Available in black or white.

Who is this shirt actually for?

The guy who meal-preps on Sunday, talks about it on Monday, and won't shut up about it by Wednesday.

If his personality is 90% gym and 10% protein powder brand loyalty, he already knows he needs this. The full-color bootleg-style graphic sits across the upper back, which is convenient, because the back is the only body part he never skips. Everyone behind him at the squat rack gets the full show.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives wash day even if your gym bag doesn't
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, even after a bulk)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for people who haven't earned traps yet
• DTG print for color that holds up longer than your New Year's resolution
• Back print design. Front is blank (like his conversation topics outside of lifting)

Is this a good gift for a gym bro?

It's the perfect gift, and he'll wear it to the gym, because he wears everything to the gym.

The wolves are doing their best Most Muscular poses in full color against a purple and blue paint-splash background, and honestly, your friend probably relates to them on a spiritual level. Just hand it over and let him explain his latest split routine for the next forty-five minutes.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the design on this shirt?
Three enormously muscled anthropomorphic wolves striking bodybuilder poses in full color, with text arched above and below. The entire design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Whether you're on a cut or a bulk, there's a size for you.

Does the print fade after washing?
DTG (direct-to-garment) printing locks the color in. Follow the care instructions and the design stays sharp.

Is the design on the front or the back?
Back only. The front is completely blank.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.