My Pronouns Fat Phobic Wolf Tee

The My Pronouns Fat Phobic Wolf Tee from Unethical Threads is for the guy whose entire personality is his gym split. Three impossibly muscled wolves flex in full bootleg-tee glory, radiating the energy of someone who counts macros at a funeral. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

The guy who unironically refers to rest days as "wasted potential."

You know the one. He meal preps on vacation, has strong opinions about creatine timing, and treats every mirror like a posing stage. The three wolves on this shirt aren't a design choice, they're a self-portrait. If you've ever brought a gallon jug to a movie theater, this is your formal wear.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive the inside of your gym bag
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for guys who skip trap day
• Full-color DTG print that won't crack, fade, or peel
• Ships in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for the friend who won't shut up about his deadlift PR.

He'll wear it to the gym. He'll wear it to brunch. He'll wear it to his cousin's wedding and genuinely not understand why that's a problem. The My Pronouns Fat Phobic Wolf Tee works because the wearer is the punchline, and the right person already knows that about themselves.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the My Pronouns Fat Phobic Wolf Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart for your best match.

Does the print hold up after washing?

Yes. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. No cracking, no fading, no peeling.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Both look great with the full-color wolf graphic.

Is the cotton thick or thin?

Heavyweight. This is not a tissue-paper tee that falls apart after three washes.

Who is this shirt for?

Anyone who lives and breathes the gym and has a sense of humor about it. If you meal prep for a camping trip, you already know.