My Safe Word Is Harder Tee

The My Safe Word Is Harder tee from Unethical Threads puts five words on your chest that do more damage than most people's entire personality. Not subtle. Not trying to be. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S to 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People with follow-through. This isn't a shirt for someone who just discovered innuendo exists.

It's for the person who already lives three layers past that and picked this tee as their uniform. The energy required to wear My Safe Word Is Harder in public is a self-selecting filter, and that's the point.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating. Phrasing intended.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL. Everybody's invited.
• Crew neck. The one predictable thing about this shirt.
• DTG print locks color into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading.
• Available in black or white. Choose your alignment.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's not a bug.

The My Safe Word Is Harder tee operates at a frequency some people can't receive, and honestly, those people were never going to be fun at the afterparty anyway. Your actual audience already laughed before they finished reading it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt true to size?

Runs true to size in a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, stick with your usual.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.

Does the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers. It won't crack, peel, or fade like screen prints sometimes do.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a safe word of its own, you're probably fine.

Is this a good gift?

Top-tier gift for anyone whose humor lives in the deep end. Just make sure the recipient won't blush. Or do. That's also funny.