My Therapist Says I'm A Lost Oxford Semi-Colon Tee (BACKPRINT)

My Therapist Says I'm A Lost Oxford Semi-Colon is a back-print tee from Unethical Threads for the grammatically opinionated. Three lines of text across the back. Nothing on the front, because you've already said too much.

Who actually wears a punctuation joke on their back?

English teachers. Copy editors. That friend who corrects your "your" in the group chat and sleeps fine at night.

If you've ever had a strong opinion about serial commas, this is your shirt. It's for anyone who walked out of a therapy session with a metaphor so weirdly specific they had to wear it. Available in black or white, because even your existential backdrop deserves a choice.

• Heavyweight cotton that earns its keep. Not the tissue-paper stuff.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for your ego and your overthinking.
• Crew neck. Even punctuation marks have standards.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print. Colors that survive your laundry habits.
• Back print design. The diagnosis is delivered to whatever room you're leaving.

Is this a good gift for the grammar person in your life?

It's a perfect gift.

This is the kind of shirt that makes an English major's entire week. Works for birthdays, holidays, or the anniversary of the day they first corrected you. Pair it with a red pen and a card that says "you're welcome" (spelled correctly, obviously). Just know they're going to wear it to every gathering and silently dare someone to comment.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
Three lines on the back: MY THERAPIST SAYS / I'M A LOST OXFORD / SEMI-COLON. The front is blank.

Is the design on the front or the back?
Back only. The front is clean. Your diagnosis walks into the room after you do.

What sizes are available?
Unisex S through 4XL, relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine. It's heavyweight cotton, not a napkin.

Is this actually about therapy?
It's about punctuation. The therapist is just the delivery mechanism.