My Therapist Says I'm A Lost Oxford Semi-Colon Tee

The My Therapist Says I'm A Lost Oxford Semi-Colon Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's been professionally compared to optional punctuation. Your therapist could've said anything. They chose a semi-colon nobody asked for.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's ever corrected a friend's grammar in a group chat and felt nothing but satisfaction. English teachers, editors, copywriters, the person in every office who silently judges misplaced apostrophes.

If you've paused mid-sentence to debate whether something needs a comma, this shirt already belongs to you. Available in black or white, so you can coordinate your outfit with your pedantry.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because overthinking necklines is where we draw the line
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp (unlike your therapist's metaphors)
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for a grammar nerd?

Yes. Also works for the friend in therapy, the coworker who Reply-Alls with corrections, or anyone your group chat has collectively described as "a lot."

It says you know them well enough to call them an unnecessary punctuation mark. And they'll love you for it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "My Therapist Says I'm A Lost Oxford Semi-Colon" mean?

Your therapist called you an obscure, disputed punctuation mark nobody can agree on. You put it on a shirt. That's the whole thing.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will the print fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It stays crisp. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Does this shirt come in other colors?

It comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your personality crisis.