AAA My Vehicle My Choice T Shirt

The My Vehicle My Choice tee from Unethical Threads slaps personal freedom rhetoric onto beer bottles and calls it fashion. Zero subtlety, maximum commitment. This is the shirt for people who think bumper stickers don't go far enough.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with being the worst person at the party.

Your friend group has a designated chaos agent. If you're reading this, it's probably you. The My Vehicle My Choice shirt just makes it official, and honestly, your friends already knew.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your questionable life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (we don't discriminate by size, only by taste)
• Crew neck, because some traditions are worth keeping
• DTG print that holds color longer than your last relationship
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after the regret wash

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly, and that's the point.

The My Vehicle My Choice shirt isn't here to make friends. It's here to make your coworker do a double take in the break room and then pretend they didn't see it. If you need plausible deniability, this one isn't it. If you need a shirt that tells on you before you even open your mouth, welcome home.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the My Vehicle My Choice shirt meant to be offensive?

It's meant to be funny. If it's also offensive, that's a bonus.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds up over time. Follow the care label and the colors stay put.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. Work from home, absolutely. Work in HR, probably not.

Is this a good gift?

Only if you know the person well enough that they won't stop talking to you. Great for your best friend. Risky for your mother-in-law.