My Wiener Isn't 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Wiener Isn't 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Tee is a back print from Unethical Threads that goes exactly where you think it does, and then somewhere worse. Available in black or white. The person behind you in line has no choice but to read the whole thing.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in middle school humor and have no plans to grow out of it. This is for the guy at the cookout who drops one terrible line and somehow gets the whole table. The kind of person who turns around slowly so you have time to read all four lines on their back. If that sounds like you or someone you know, you don't need convincing.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles the joke and the laundry
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (bad taste comes in every size)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print, so the text stays crisp
• Design is on the back. Front is blank.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. The kind that makes someone laugh, shake their head, and put it on immediately. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just reminding a friend that maturity is completely optional. The back print makes it even better because everyone behind them gets to enjoy it whether they signed up for that or not.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?

Four lines of block text across the upper back. The front is completely blank.

Is this shirt true to size?

Runs true to size in a relaxed unisex fit. Available from S through 4XL.

Will the print crack or fade?

The DTG print holds its color and won't crack. Follow the care instructions and you'll get plenty of wear out of it.

Does this come in other colors?

Available in black or white. Two options, same joke.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank, so you look completely normal until you turn around.