My Wife Loves My Small Wiener Tee (BACKPRINT)

The My Wife Loves My Small Wiener tee from Unethical Threads puts dachshunds and hot dogs on your back, right under the line everyone reads twice. Available in black or white, it's the wiener dog shirt for people who think the rest of the market is painfully sincere.

Who actually wears this?

Dachshund owners and dog dads who've heard every wiener joke in existence and decided to lean all the way in.

It's the dog-dad gift that actually lands because the person receiving it already made this exact joke at least once. The back print means people behind you get the full show while you walk away clean. Just a guy with a small wiener. Dog.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind that doesn't go translucent after three washes.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because wiener appreciation has no size limit.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy, just competent.
• DTG printed so the dachshunds stay crisp and the colors don't bail on you.
• Full design is on the back. The front stays clean and plausibly innocent.

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best dachshund gifts you can buy, and most of them are throw pillows.

If someone in your life owns a dachshund and has any sense of humor, this is the move. Birthday, Father's Day, Christmas stocking stuffer for the person who already owns 40 dachshund items. The double meaning does the heavy lifting. You're technically giving them a wholesome dog shirt. Technically.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Does this shirt come in different colors?

Available in black or white.

Is the print going to fade or crack?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this a good gift for a dachshund owner?

It's pretty much the ideal gift for any dachshund owner with a sense of humor. The joke lands immediately and the shirt itself is quality.