N Is For Narcissist Tee

The N Is For Narcissist Tee from Unethical Threads puts a formal-dancing couple next to the most textbook gaslight response ever committed to cotton: "I'm not a narcissist. You're just crazy." Part of the red-flag alphabet series. For anyone fluent in therapy-speak who'd rather laugh than cry about it.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've survived someone whose favorite pastime was rewriting history. If you know what DARVO means without Googling it, this one's yours.

It lands with therapy veterans, true crime fans, and anyone whose group chat has a running red-flag thread. Also works for the psych major who can't turn it off at parties. If your ex would be personally offended by the design, consider that confirmation.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the emotional weight of this design
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, classic and uncomplicated (unlike the narcissist on the shirt)
• DTG print bonds ink into the fabric, so colors stay put through every wash
• Multiple colors available, because your emotional damage deserves options

Is This a Good Gift?

Absolutely. It's the gift for the friend who finally left that situationship, the coworker who overshares about their ex at lunch, or anyone currently in the "laugh so I don't cry" phase of healing.

Pair it with a wine bottle and a therapy recommendation and you've basically assembled a care package. Works as a self-purchase too. Sometimes the most healing thing you can do is wear the joke.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Most people find their usual size works. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. The DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric, so colors stay vivid through repeated washing.

Is this going to offend someone?

Probably. But the people who get it, get it. The ones who get defensive about it are telling on themselves.

What's the red-flag alphabet series?

An Unethical Threads collection where each letter of the alphabet stands for a different relationship red flag. N is for Narcissist. The rest are equally unflattering.