Naughty Nice Alcoholic Tee

The Naughty Nice Alcoholic Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose holiday spirit comes exclusively in liquid form. Santa's list gives you two options. This shirt adds the third, more honest one.

Who actually wears this?

Honest people. The ones who showed up to last year's Christmas party, blacked out during karaoke, and woke up with a candy cane stuck to their face.

If your go-to holiday tradition involves a corkscrew more than a church pew, you already know this shirt is yours. Your friends won't be surprised. Your mother might sigh. You'll look great.

• Heavyweight cotton that can absorb both compliments and spilled drinks
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (inclusive like an open bar)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for people who have their life together
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even after your 40th wash
• Machine washable, because you're not hand-washing anything, let's be honest

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the person in your life who answers "alcoholic" faster than "naughty" or "nice." White Elephant, Secret Santa, Friendsgiving, whatever. This shirt works everywhere your recipient probably shouldn't.

Fair warning: giving this to someone who doesn't drink is a different kind of joke. Read the room. Or don't. We're not your parents.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. It's comfortable without looking like you borrowed it from someone bigger.

Will this offend people at a holiday party?
Probably. That's kind of the point. If everyone at the party loves it, you're at the wrong party.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Colors hold up wash after wash.

Can I wear this outside of the holidays?
Alcoholism is year-round, so yes.

What's DTG printing?
Direct-to-garment. The ink bonds with the cotton fibers instead of sitting on top like a screen print. The design feels like part of the shirt, not a sticker.