Need Head Gingerbread Tee

The Need Head Gingerbread Tee from Unethical Threads pairs Christmas cheer with the kind of request that gets you uninvited from the office party. It's a holiday shirt for people whose humor peaks in December and bottoms out everywhere else. You know who you are.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat Christmas like a full-contact sport. If your go-to move at holiday dinners is making your aunt choke on her eggnog, this is your uniform. The Need Head Gingerbread Tee hits hardest at ugly sweater parties, white elephant exchanges, and any gathering where someone's already had too much punch.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional freebie from a car dealership
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you)
• Classic crew neck because we're inappropriate, not experimental
• DTG printed so the gingerbread man survives the wash and the judgment
• Somehow looks better after you've worn it a few times

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone you know well enough to offend. Wrap it up for your work Secret Santa if you want to find out exactly where the line is. Also perfect for siblings, best friends, or anyone who sends you memes at 2 AM. If you're not sure they'd laugh, they're not your people.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Need Head Gingerbread Tee actually soft?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton doesn't mean stiff. It's thick, comfortable, and broken in by the second wear.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing bonds directly to the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Can I wear this to a holiday party?
You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable with the consequences.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.