Need Head Tee

The Need Head tee from Unethical Threads is exactly as subtle as it sounds. Two words doing all the heavy lifting while you stand there looking innocent. If you already laughed, it's your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

Honestly? Everyone you'd expect. The guy at the tailgate who's already on his sixth beer. Your coworker who keeps getting called into HR.

The friend who thinks "too far" is just a suggestion. This tee pairs well with poor judgment and a complete lack of self-awareness. If that sounds like you or someone you love, you're in the right place.

• Heavyweight cotton, thick enough to absorb the judgment
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (bad decisions are inclusive)
• Crew neck, because apparently that matters
• DTG print that holds color wash after wash, so the joke never fades
• Pre-shrunk, because this shirt fitting weird would be the least of your problems

Is this actually a good gift?

If you want a safe gift, buy a candle. The Need Head tee is for the friend you roast in the group chat, the birthday that doesn't need wrapping paper, or the white elephant where everyone pretends to be shocked.

Fair warning: whoever opens this in front of their parents is going to remember you for a very long time.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. What you order is what you get.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. It'll look just as inappropriate after 50 washes as it did on day one.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on where you work. If your office has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, maybe save it for the weekend.

Is this a good white elephant gift?

It's the best white elephant gift. Nobody's fighting over a mug when this is on the table.