Never Bite The Hand That Fingers You Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Never Bite The Hand That Fingers You tee from Unethical Threads takes a perfectly respectable proverb and makes it completely unacceptable. Printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee, available in black or white. It says exactly what you think it says.

Who actually wears this?

People with no filter and a talent for making Thanksgiving awkward. Your friend who peaked during Cards Against Humanity and never came back down.

If you've ever said something at dinner that made an entire table go quiet, congratulations. This is your uniform. The back print means they won't see it coming, which is honestly half the fun.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts
• Design is on the back, because some things hit harder on the way out

Is this a good gag gift?

It's a perfect gag gift. The word "gag" is doing double duty here.

White elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, birthdays for the friend who says they're impossible to shop for. Hand it over with a straight face and absolutely no context.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

Never Bite The Hand That Fingers You. It's printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is on the back. The front is blank.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. Probably not, but we don't know your life.