Never Bite The Hand That Fingers You Tee

The Never Bite The Hand That Fingers You tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: taking a perfectly respectable proverb and dragging it somewhere your grandmother wouldn't approve. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and exactly as inappropriate as it sounds.

Who actually wears this?

People who quote proverbs wrong on purpose. The kind of person who brings the best energy to any gathering but probably shouldn't be left alone with a microphone.

If your humor runs filthy and your wardrobe should match, this is the shirt. It reads exactly as loud as you think it does, which is either a selling point or a warning depending on who you ask.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a disposable napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (no one's excluded from bad decisions)
• Classic crew neck, because the neckline should stay respectable even when nothing else does
• DTG printed so the colors survive the wash cycle and the judgmental looks
• Comes in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone who gets the joke.

Hand this to the right person and you're a legend. Hand it to the wrong one and you're uninvited from Thanksgiving. The Never Bite The Hand That Fingers You tee is a loyalty test disguised as apparel. Know your audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

It says "Never Bite The Hand That Fingers You." A crude twist on the classic proverb. If you need more explanation, this probably isn't your shirt.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is this shirt offensive?

To some people, yes. To the right people, it's hilarious. You know which camp you're in.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.

Will the print crack or fade?

It's DTG printed, so the design stays sharp through regular washing. No cracking, no peeling.