Never Fake An Orgasm Bold Text Tee

The Never Fake An Orgasm Bold Text Tee from Unethical Threads puts the quiet part in bold red and black type, then scratches half of it out for emphasis. It's the shirt equivalent of saying what everyone's thinking but louder and on your chest.

Who actually wears this?

People who'd rather be honest than polite.

If your first instinct is to laugh, you're the target audience. If your first instinct is to clutch pearls, you're the reason this shirt exists. It's for the person in your friend group who always says the thing nobody else will, and somehow gets away with it every time.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because brutal honesty comes in every size
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be trying too hard
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay as loud as the message
• Machine washable. The shirt survives. Your reputation might not.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes, and a weirdly thoughtful one.

It's the gift that says you know exactly who this person is and you're not afraid of their mom judging you at the next family gathering. Perfect for birthdays, breakups, bachelorette parties, or just a Tuesday when someone needs the truth delivered on 100% cotton.

Frequently Asked Questions

How does this shirt fit?

Relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size, available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color through plenty of wash cycles. Turn inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. HR might have opinions. We don't.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Actual substance, not the paper-thin stuff that disintegrates after three washes.

Is this a men's or women's shirt?

It's unisex with a relaxed fit that works for everyone. Pick your usual size and you're set.