*NEW* Beware Of Updog- What's Up Dog Tee

The Beware Of Updog tee from Unethical Threads is basically a social experiment you can wear. It sits there on your chest, doing absolutely nothing, until some poor soul reads it out loud. Then it's their problem.

Who actually falls for this?

Everyone. That's the beauty of it.

The "Beware of Dog" format is so hardwired into people's brains that they read it on autopilot, and by the time they hit "Updog," it's too late. They've already said it out loud. You didn't have to try. The shirt did all the work while you just stood there looking innocent.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper costume
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because comedy is inclusive
• Classic crew neck (nothing fancy, nothing weird)
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid wash after wash
• Pairs well with a straight face and zero context

Is this a good gift?

It's a near-perfect gift.

Give it to the friend who peaked in humor around 2008 and has been riding that wave ever since. The kind of person who still thinks "that's what she said" is comedy gold (and honestly, they're not wrong). Wrap it, hand it over, and watch them light up like they just found a twenty in an old jacket.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Beware of Updog" mean?
If you have to ask, the shirt is already working on you. It's a classic joke setup. The sign makes people say "updog" out loud, which is all you need.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors hold up.

Is this appropriate for work?
Technically there's nothing offensive on it. It's just a warning sign about a dog. A dog that doesn't exist, but still.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Yeah. Check our return policy page for the full details.