*NEW* Call Me The Third Little Piggy Tee

The Call Me The Third Little Piggy tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when a nursery rhyme meets someone who should not be left unsupervised around nursery rhymes. You already know the punchline. If you don't, this shirt isn't for you.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who peaked in middle school humor and are genuinely proud of it. The kind of person who sends screenshot-worthy texts to the group chat at 2 AM.

This shirt lands hardest at cookouts, bar crawls, and anywhere your mom isn't. Though some of you will absolutely wear it in front of your mom, and honestly, respect.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, the big kids eat too)
• Classic crew neck because we're unhinged, not unfashionable
• DTG printed so the graphic stays vivid through countless washes
• Soft enough to sleep in when you pass out on someone's couch

Is this a good gift?

It's a fantastic gift if you want to be the funniest person at the party and also possibly never invited back.

Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. That instinct is correct. Trust it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Third Little Piggy shirt come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it handles a normal cycle just fine.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. If your boss laughs at dirty jokes, go for it. If HR sends weekly emails about the dress code, save it for the weekend.

Is the shirt comfortable?
Very. Heavyweight cotton but not stiff. Comfortable from the first wear with no break-in period.