*NEW* Call My Balls Non Binary They're It/She Tee

The Call My Balls Non-Binary tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: taking a perfectly normal anatomical observation and turning it into a pronoun debate. Your boys have been going by it/she this whole time. We just put it on a shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who think pronoun humor peaked when it went below the belt. The person in your group chat who sends memes at 2 AM, the friend who never met a line they wouldn't cross, the guy at the barbecue who makes one joke and everybody either dies laughing or pretends they didn't hear it. If you read the shirt and laughed before you could stop yourself, it's for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has some substance to it
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (your balls are welcome at every size)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after the third wash
• Preshrunk fabric, because nobody needs a surprise crop top

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give someone. This is the "I saw this and immediately thought of you" shirt, which is either a compliment or an insult depending on the recipient. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where you want to hand someone a bag and just watch their face. If they get it, you've won the friendship. If they don't, that's useful information too.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG printing process bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the design stays vivid through plenty of washes.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
Technically, yes. Socially, that's between you and whoever reads your chest. We just make the shirts.

Can I give this as a gift?
This is one of our most gifted designs. If the person you're buying for laughs at things they probably shouldn't, you're in the right place.