*NEW* Deny Defend Depose Dr Pepper Tee

The Deny Defend Depose Dr Pepper Tee from Unethical Threads takes the most recognizable soda logo on the planet and repurposes it into something your lawyer would call "inadvisable." If you know, you know. If you don't, this probably isn't your shirt.

Who's actually buying this?

People who already know what the three D's reference.

If you were doom-scrolling the Mangione coverage and had opinions you couldn't share at work, congratulations, we made you a shirt. It's the kind of tee that makes one friend laugh immediately and makes another friend quietly Google something on the ride home.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because dark humor comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on
• DTG print for colors that don't ghost you after three washes
• Looks even better slightly wrinkled. We said what we said.

Is this going to start problems?

Probably not. It's technically a soda parody. The people who get the reference will love it. Everyone else will just think you're really passionate about Dr Pepper, which honestly isn't the worst cover story.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Deny Defend Depose" mean on this shirt?

It's a reference. You either get it or you don't. If you need the backstory, Google it. The people who know, know.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for basically every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be careful, but it holds up fine.

Is this a good gift?

If the person you're buying for followed the Mangione story and has a dark sense of humor, absolutely. If they're your HR manager, maybe read the room first.