*NEW* Diet C^nt- Diet Coke Tee

Unethical Threads took the most iconic diet soda branding on the planet and made it say what your group chat has been thinking. The Diet C^nt tee is a dead-on Diet Coke parody for people who peaked in humor around age 14 and never looked back.

Who actually wears this?

People who order Diet Coke religiously and have fully earned the title. Your most unfiltered friend, the one who sends unhinged memes at 2 AM and has never once apologized for their sense of humor. If you're reading this and already laughing, it's yours.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a disposable napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because this energy isn't size-restricted
• Classic crew neck, nothing experimental happening structurally
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that won't crack, peel, or ghost after a few washes
• Pre-shrunk fabric. What you order is what shows up.

Is this a good gift or am I getting disowned?

If you know someone well enough to call them this to their face, it's the perfect gift. Bachelorette parties, birthdays, white elephant exchanges where you actually want to win. If you have to wonder whether they'll laugh or block your number, maybe grab the gift receipt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the shirt actually say the full word?

The design is a parody of the Diet Coke logo. What you see in the product photos is exactly what you get. Nothing is censored on the actual shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. It runs slightly roomy, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

DTG printing soaks the ink directly into the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up through repeated washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this an official Diet Coke product?

No. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. Not affiliated with Coca-Cola or any of its brands.