*NEW* Do Not Give Me Dr. Pepper Tee

The Do Not Give Me Dr. Pepper tee from Unethical Threads is for people who have exactly one hill to die on, and it's carbonated. Whether you've been wronged by 23 flavors or you just need the world to know where you stand on soft drinks, this shirt handles the communication so you don't have to.

Who needs this shirt?

Some people have a complicated relationship with Dr. Pepper. Maybe you're allergic. Maybe you're in recovery. Maybe someone keeps handing you one at every cookout like it's a personality test you keep failing.

This tee sets the record straight before anyone can crack open a can in your direction.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes (we know you've been hurt before)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because setting boundaries is for every body type
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the message stays loud and the colors don't fade into passive aggression
• Pre-shrunk, because the shirt shouldn't change its mind even if you do

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone with a Dr. Pepper opinion, you already know the answer. This is the kind of gift that makes someone feel seen in a very specific and possibly concerning way.

They'll wear it. They'll point at it when someone offers them the wrong drink. It will become their whole thing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Do Not Give Me Dr. Pepper tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room to make your stance known.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your boundaries deserve longevity.

Is this an officially licensed Dr. Pepper product?

No. This is an opinion, not a sponsorship.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a classic crew neck. Comfortable enough to wear every day, which you will.

How should I wash this?

Cold wash, tumble dry low. The print won't crack or peel. Low maintenance, unlike your Dr. Pepper opinions.